The Tournament: Balls to the Wall

January 28th, 2010

I heard about this movie called The Tournament.  It’s a DTV (Direct to Video – or is that DVD now?) movie with some fairly big name stars not named Seagal.  Now after watching this sum-bitch alls I got to say is ‘Gimmie some more!’.  But don’t listen to me, watch for yerself and tell me if you don’t wet your pants:

Man, if this movie was released in the 80’s (or early 90’s), it would’ve made 100 mill without breaking a sweat.

admin News , ,

Expendables: Why no Van Damme-age?

January 18th, 2010

So The Expendables is billed as the ultimate testosterone movie.  Why then, is there no Jean Claude Van Damme?  Well, here you go:

Frankly, I’ve heard this before, but not in a video from the man himself.  After seeing JCVD, I gotta tell you the man can act, even if he’s playing “himself”.  Personally, I have to admire him for having some integrity, if what he’s saying is true.  Only time (and box office receipts) will tell…

admin News , ,

RoboCop Rap

January 18th, 2010

Most people are content with making a short music video about their favorite movie, but few would make it about the whole movie.  It’s a tour de force of rap proportions.

WARNING: If you’re one of the unfortunate few to who’s never seen Robocop, go watch it first before coming back, this gives away the whole movie.  On the other hand, it don’t matter.  It’s an awesome movie either way.

admin Humor

The A-Team: First Trailer

January 8th, 2010

So here we have the first trailer for The A-Team. I like what they’ve done with the music, but Liam Neeson doesn’t seem like the Hannibal type – a little too gritty if you ask me.  But, the last shot just might sell me on this one.  Only time will tell.

admin News ,

Steve Austin Broke Stallone’s Neck

January 6th, 2010

Stone_Cold_Steve_Austin1Word has come out that during filming of The Expendables, WWE wrestler Steve Austin broke Stallone’s neck while they were filming a fight scene.  Stallone has this to say about it:

sylvester-stallone-picture-1Actually, my fight with Stone Cold Steve Austin was so vicious that I ended up getting a hairline fracture in my neck. I’m not joking. I haven’t told anyone this, but I had to have a very serious operation afterwards. I now have a metal plate in my neck.

G’damn, Stone Cold, you got some cajones!

admin News , ,

Action Babe: Malin Akerman

January 6th, 2010

KickAss Ultimatum

December 23rd, 2009

From: The Bourne Ultimatum
Why it Kicks Ass: Maaaattttt Daaaaammmmoooonnn!

admin KickAss Scenes , ,

Kick-Ass Red Band Trailer

December 23rd, 2009

Kicks Ass looks like it’s living up to its name with the red band trailer.  I’ll be the first guy to say you shouldn’t send a girl to fight bad guys.  But if she’s cussing, well… ok then I’ll allow it.  Time to stop talking and let the trailer speak for itself:

admin News

Trejo talks Machete

December 23rd, 2009

danny_trejoDanny Trejo spoke with Collider.com about the upcoming Machete movie.  For those who didn’t see Grindhouse, this was a faux trailer and it was so badass they couldn’t not make a movie about it.  Mostly, he hints about a couple more movies after this one.  You can figure out what their titles are going to be just by looking at the URL:

http://www.collider.com/2009/12/20/danny-trejo-talks-machete-could-the-sequels-be-called-machete-kills-and-machete-kills-again/

BTW, don’t let that smiling face on the right fool you.  That was taken mere moments before he pulled out some guys trachea.

admin News ,

Iron Man 2 Trailer

December 16th, 2009