Kick Ass Tractors
February 17th, 2010
From: Some bat-shit insane movie from India.
Why it Kicks Ass: Tractors, man! Fuckin’ Tractors!
Worthington, Sam Worthington
February 17th, 2010
Latest rumor has it that Sam Worthington might be up to be the next James Bond. Hey, wait a minute? Didn’t Craig only do 2 movies? It’s not time to replace him yet!
What’s going on is that Daniel Craig might not be available to reprise the role due to a commitment to film Dream House, which sounds like a much macho-er film (not).
Personally, I think they should let Craig do it. He’s the best Bond since Connery (stay true to the original). Or maybe this is just history repeating itself, since the last Aussie to fill the shoes bowed out after one movie.
See the article here:
http://ibtimes.com.au/articles/20100217/sam-worthington-james-bond.htm
More Dolph Lundgren Madness
February 17th, 2010
This whole things in Swedish, so I don’t know what exactly is being said. Most I can get out of it is that Dolph needs to sneak into an Olympic skiers house so he kidnaps 2 kids and puts on a… well you’ll see in the video. All I can say is watch this shit.. preferably while high.
Escape from Another F-ing Remake (from New York)
February 10th, 2010
Hollywood continues to sit on its hands and do nothing to come up with original material. The latest news: Escape from New York is slated for a remake from New Line Cinema.
C’mon guys! I know you can do better than this! I just know you’re going to cast that Twilight dude that sparkles as Snake Plissken. I know he’s going to try and talk the bad guys down instead of blasting them in two. That way you keep your PG-13 rating for the kiddies.
For those not in the know, the movie takes place in a future where New York has been turned into a prison and the President (who is suspiciously white) crash lands in it. It’s up to Snake to get him out.
There are some things that sh0uld just be left alone. You always hear some studio head saying they want to “update the story for a modern audience and to utilize better effects of the day”. I.e., crap it up with CGI. I don’t know man – count me out.
Terminator Rights Sold
February 10th, 2010
The rights to the robot churning death machine from the future has been sold. Lionsgate and Sony were in the bidding for it, but were pushed out by Pacificor.
Okay, I’ve never heard of these guys before but apparently the whole thing might have been done to settle a debt between them and Halcyon.
Personally, I would’ve liked to have seen Lionsgate get it. They seem to have a good grasp on what the average action junkie wants, judging from Rambo. Lots of blood and gore. And dad-gumit, what offers more blood and gore than a Terminator?!
Ah well, just so long as the next one’s a good movie. Maybe get Cameron to do a Terminators vs. Aliens vs. Piranhas pic (in 3D no less). Now that’s entertainment!
Dolph Lundgren: Entertainer
February 10th, 2010
Okay, so it doesn’t start off all that hot and if you only speak 2 languages like me (English and Bad English), you won’t understand what’s going on. But, once the music kicks in ol’ Ivan Drago delivers. Lookin’ and soundin’ good, m’man.
Action Babe: Angelina Jolie
February 9th, 2010
The Tournament: Balls to the Wall
January 28th, 2010
I heard about this movie called The Tournament. It’s a DTV (Direct to Video -- or is that DVD now?) movie with some fairly big name stars not named Seagal. Now after watching this sum-bitch alls I got to say is ‘Gimmie some more!’. But don’t listen to me, watch for yerself and tell me if you don’t wet your pants:
Man, if this movie was released in the 80’s (or early 90’s), it would’ve made 100 mill without breaking a sweat.
Expendables: Why no Van Damme-age?
January 18th, 2010
So The Expendables is billed as the ultimate testosterone movie. Why then, is there no Jean Claude Van Damme? Well, here you go:
Frankly, I’ve heard this before, but not in a video from the man himself. After seeing JCVD, I gotta tell you the man can act, even if he’s playing “himself”. Personally, I have to admire him for having some integrity, if what he’s saying is true. Only time (and box office receipts) will tell…
RoboCop Rap
January 18th, 2010
Most people are content with making a short music video about their favorite movie, but few would make it about the whole movie. It’s a tour de force of rap proportions.
WARNING: If you’re one of the unfortunate few to who’s never seen Robocop, go watch it first before coming back, this gives away the whole movie. On the other hand, it don’t matter. It’s an awesome movie either way.